'A sense of humour lends you poise, it gives you balance and it helps you to bend without breaking'

(HH Pujya Gurudev Swami Chinmayananda)

Menokakkuls - it's a new year...

Did you hear about the agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic man that was awake the whole night wondering if there was actually a dog???

...or the dyslexic satanist who sold his soul to Santa...

One in four frogs is a leapfrog.

I used to be addicted to swimming but I’m very proud to say I’ve been dry for six years.

You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.

Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night: day.

{My thanks to the Edinburgh Fringe One-liners Selection...}


  1. Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Good thing I was NOT drinking coffee!
    I especially love the last one!

  2. Love the homing pigeon....and of course the trio of kitties at the top.
    Well done on your new header too
    Hugs HiC

  3. Love 'em! Well, apart from the second one that I just didn't get! So, please reply and explain...


    1. Sorry, got it now!!! Sorry again... I am a bit slow today. Let's say it's because of it being the New Year!!

  4. BOL - those are hysterical. Mom really cracked up at the dyslexic satanist:)

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  5. All groaners. Some double groaners.

  6. Ha Ha Too funny!!
    hazel & Mabel

  7. All winners today. Well done Edinburgh! Love the 'not homing pigeon'

  8. Those sure made me chuckle! Thanks for the laugh!

  9. Hello, love the funnies. Thanks for sharing. Happy Wednesday!

  10. Read these to Hubby. He, who seldom does more than a wry smile, laughed out loud at each one. Guess I had best get me a plank to walk!! namaste, janice xx


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