'A sense of humour lends you poise, it gives you balance and it helps you to bend without breaking'

(HH Pujya Gurudev Swami Chinmayananda)

Menokakkuls - it's a new year...

Did you hear about the agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic man that was awake the whole night wondering if there was actually a dog???

...or the dyslexic satanist who sold his soul to Santa...

One in four frogs is a leapfrog.


I used to be addicted to swimming but I’m very proud to say I’ve been dry for six years.

You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.

Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night: day.


{My thanks to the Edinburgh Fringe One-liners Selection...}



13 comments:

  1. Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Good thing I was NOT drinking coffee!
    I especially love the last one!
    Barb

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  2. Love the homing pigeon....and of course the trio of kitties at the top.
    Well done on your new header too
    Hugs HiC

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  3. Love 'em! Well, apart from the second one that I just didn't get! So, please reply and explain...

    Sorry!

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    1. Sorry, got it now!!! Sorry again... I am a bit slow today. Let's say it's because of it being the New Year!!

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  4. BOL - those are hysterical. Mom really cracked up at the dyslexic satanist:)

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  5. All groaners. Some double groaners.

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  6. Ha Ha Too funny!!
    hugs
    hazel & Mabel

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  7. All winners today. Well done Edinburgh! Love the 'not homing pigeon'

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  8. Those sure made me chuckle! Thanks for the laugh!

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  9. Hello, love the funnies. Thanks for sharing. Happy Wednesday!

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  10. Read these to Hubby. He, who seldom does more than a wry smile, laughed out loud at each one. Guess I had best get me a plank to walk!! namaste, janice xx

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