You'll
recall that the giggles which originated the term were due to the inappropriate
and over-use of the ceiling fans hereabouts.
(Need a revisit?)
It was
also pointed out that fans can be the source of illness. When spring became summer they all went down
with chills.
Now we
are at that point in the year where summer starts to turn her back and monsoon
drops in. The seasonal change has
increased the humidity from "sticky" to "wringing". It's still only 35'C ; or even a couple of
degrees less. But of course all these
darling locals equate water content in the air to heat. Not the same at all, but will they listen?
All they
need to do is shower. Only by exiting the shower will they then know it was
actually drier than the air around.
Instead of punkahwallahs we need blokes with mops. The hell-o-copters will not cool the air,
just move the moisture around. Bit like
a washing machine. Only we don't get
clean… unless of course we were to apply strigils. Remember those? The body-shaped metal bathing tools of the
Roman Empire? Steam the body and scrape
the skin.
The
Scandinavians still do this with birch twigs.
None of
that applies here. Rather, jump in the
shower and loofah the top layer of epidermis and you're set to go another day.
Needless
to say, everyone is again going down with coughs and sniffs. Meanwhile, who is going along nicely under
all that 27" of armour? Who,
indeed, has the last laugh? Why did you
need to know this?.... Well you didn't, but I was in the mood for levity and a
gloat.
No doubt
there will be a debt to pay.
As an
addition to the levity I started playing around on Voo-voo the vaio's
camera. Look. Or close your eyes if it's all too much.
Happy
Sunday Dear Reader!
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