Menolyrical; Final Friday Fiction edition

"Hello?...Hello?....Who's there?"

Sound of receiver being clicked back into its cradle.


Grrunngg-grrunngg.  Grrunngg-grrunngg. Grrunngg-grrunngg. Grrunngg-grrunngg.

*click* "Hello?...Hello?....HELLOOOO??!!! Who's there???"   *thumptk*


Grrunngg-grrunngg.  Grrunngg-grrunngg. Grrunngg-grru -*click*

"Hello?...Hello?....Who the #### is this????????......................" *thumptk*


Grrunngg-grrun -*click*

"Look, whoever you are, I called the police and had them to put a trace on. DO YOU HEAR ME???" *thumptk*


Sound of car. Doors opening and shutting. Feet crunching on the gravel.

Puzzled silence.

"That? Are you telling me there have been calls traced back to that???" Sargeant McCall glared at Constable Firth. The bobby nodded. "Yes sarge." They both stood looking at the faded, red-painted metal and glass box. McCall walked all around it. He attempted to lift open the door, bit it wasn't going to budge. Rusted, likely.

"What the dickens? We are in the middle of nowhere here, there are no wires. There's no telephone unit inside the thing..." He shook his head and headed back to the car, Firth trailing him like a faithful dog.


Grrunngg-grrunngg.  Grrunngg-grrunngg. Grrunngg-grrunngg. Grrunngg-grrunngg. .....


Murphy said...

Maybe it was a lost spirit? It is a rare sighting to see one of those!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

SQUIRRELS WE are SURE the CRANK CALLS are being made by SQUIRRELS...

Dory and the Mama said...

Aaahhhhhh...Maybe a Doctor Who crank call?? BOL
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Bouncing Bertie said...

Most mysterious...

Mark Muller said...

oooh that was the haunted telephone box where dad's rival Rod slept once as he had too much fiery water :o)

eileeninmd said...

I always enjoy a good mystery. Happy Saturday, enjoy your weekend!

Mimsie said...

Oh I really loved that one; a real mystery as yet unsolved.

Jennifer A. Jilks said...

Hah! You are fun.