Menolterayshun; Operation Stuffy (aka 'whilst YAM's away the toys will play)

No! I am NOT a spotted sausage. I'm another of YAM's Avon critters.

My name is B****** Bill. That's what YAM said when she was looking at the paper which came with me. The name stuck.

I'm a bed warmer. My insides can be taken outsides and then nuked for a minute, then reinserted so as not to risk causing 1st degree burns to delicate skins. Doesn't matter what happens to my insides, appawrently... jus' so long as delicate skins are safe and happy.

Am delighted to say that YAM rescued me from this likely fate and chooses not to put me through that mill.

This post is dedicated to Ruby and Rosie and their mum Kristen, who do wonderful work promoting better lives for dogs and cats.


12 comments:

Julie said...

I is a pawfect bed warmer….actually I can sum times be too hot Mum says *sigh* sum peeps are never satisfied
Hugs and luffs to Ruby, Rosie and Kristen fur their very impawtant work
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Murphy said...

We provide this service for our mom. You look like a nice fella though!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Louis the Blogging Dog said...

Good to meet you! I hope she sleeps with you anyway!
From Vancouver,
Louis Dog Armstrong

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Hi B****** Bill... Nice to meet you. We are glad that YaYa has not put you through the HOT BOX thingy... THAT would NOT be comfortable, we think.

Sully said...

BOL I like your name! Mom calls Judd that sometimes too.

Aroo to you,
Sully

LBJ said...

That just made me smile.

LB

Ruby said...

Wells, that is one pawsome furiend! Ma calls me lots of stuffs that I can't repeat on this G-rated bloggie...hehehe
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Merlesworld said...

I had one of these but at the time no microwave so mine sat on my bed too.
Merle...................

Mark Muller said...

a bed warmer named Bill is a fabulous thing :o)

Mara said...

But I bet you would feel all warm inside...

Mara from Norway

peppylady (Dora) said...

I recall my first stuff pet...He was a monkey and I call him "Chatters"
Coffee is on

Janice Adcock said...

B****** Bill, now I am wondering what all the ***** are for ... janice xx