…..'A sense of humour lends you poise, it gives you balance and it helps you to bend without breaking'…..

(HH Pujya Gurudev Swami Chinmayananda)

Menolterayshun; Operation Stuffy (aka 'whilst YAM's away the toys will play)

No! I am NOT a spotted sausage. I'm another of YAM's Avon critters.

My name is B****** Bill. That's what YAM said when she was looking at the paper which came with me. The name stuck.

I'm a bed warmer. My insides can be taken outsides and then nuked for a minute, then reinserted so as not to risk causing 1st degree burns to delicate skins. Doesn't matter what happens to my insides, appawrently... jus' so long as delicate skins are safe and happy.

Am delighted to say that YAM rescued me from this likely fate and chooses not to put me through that mill.

This post is dedicated to Ruby and Rosie and their mum Kristen, who do wonderful work promoting better lives for dogs and cats.


  1. I is a pawfect bed warmer….actually I can sum times be too hot Mum says *sigh* sum peeps are never satisfied
    Hugs and luffs to Ruby, Rosie and Kristen fur their very impawtant work
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. We provide this service for our mom. You look like a nice fella though!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  3. Good to meet you! I hope she sleeps with you anyway!
    From Vancouver,
    Louis Dog Armstrong

  4. Hi B****** Bill... Nice to meet you. We are glad that YaYa has not put you through the HOT BOX thingy... THAT would NOT be comfortable, we think.

  5. BOL I like your name! Mom calls Judd that sometimes too.

    Aroo to you,

  6. That just made me smile.


  7. Wells, that is one pawsome furiend! Ma calls me lots of stuffs that I can't repeat on this G-rated bloggie...hehehe
    Ruby ♥

  8. I had one of these but at the time no microwave so mine sat on my bed too.

  9. a bed warmer named Bill is a fabulous thing :o)

  10. But I bet you would feel all warm inside...

    Mara from Norway

  11. I recall my first stuff pet...He was a monkey and I call him "Chatters"
    Coffee is on

  12. B****** Bill, now I am wondering what all the ***** are for ... janice xx


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