'A sense of humour lends you poise, it gives you balance and it helps you to bend without breaking'

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Menokakkuls; Wordyins

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts."
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

14 comments:

  1. MOLMOLMOL OMCs YAM-Aunty that was funny.
    Hugs madi and mom

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  2. Groan, groan and groan. And groan again, without paws.

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  3. The duck and the grapes is our favorite:)

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  4. Well that cheered up my morning.
    Merle......

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  5. hardy laught to all who stop here.
    Coffee is on

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  6. That bar tender should be sued for anti-dog discrimination!
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.
    PS from Gail: Heard the one about the skeleton who walked into a bar and asked for a pint of beer and a mop?

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  7. The top one took me a little while, but I got there in the end.

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  8. brahahaha... the toilet is my favorite

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  9. Little slow today and had to reread the bear on to get the pause. Giggling.

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