'A sense of humour lends you poise, it gives you balance and it helps you to bend without breaking'

(HH Pujya Gurudev Swami Chinmayananda)

Menokakkuls; Wordyins

More from the Church Bulletins...

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

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Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

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Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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And this one just about sums them all up:

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:

'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'

8 comments:

  1. I am cackling oh my word each one funnier than the next.
    Hugs HiC

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  2. Hilarious and I hope to never see you in electric girdle. Also trying to figure out how to get that deceased person in the envelope I think that one made me laugh the hardest

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  3. Hilarious! Mom is wondering if anyone still wears a girdle:)

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  4. we need bigger envelopes LOL

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  5. Feeling just a little sorry for the Low Esteem Support Group.

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  6. I love the gracious hostility. I wonder how they go about it... Will they just be very polite when they call you names?

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  7. I read it as energetic girdles. Gotta love mild dyslexia. namaste, janice xx

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