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Menokakkuls; Wordyins

Today's theme - rivers... 
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Love watching rivers on the internet.  Was watching a live stream earlier.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them.  I like studying my cash flow.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
A chap jumped in the river in Paris. Local police say he’s in Seine.
A chap jumped in the river in Cairo. Local police say he’s in de Nile.
How do you get a pen across a river? Biro-ing.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why didn’t the hipster swim in the river?  It was too mainstream.
What do you call the small tributaries of the main river in Cairo?  Juveniles.
I like the scenery around river valleys.  Some are absolutely gorges.

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13 comments:

  1. WFT Nobby30 May 2018 at 00:30

    Biro-ing. GROAN!!!

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    1. Charliedownunder30 May 2018 at 07:06

      Yep .... I think I heard Mum groan there too.

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  2. My Mind's Eye30 May 2018 at 01:27

    in de Nile
    That cracked me up!!
    Hugs HiC

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  3. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥30 May 2018 at 01:52

    These all cracked Mom up - she is going to play them off Dad tonight:)

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  4. Joanne Noragon30 May 2018 at 02:13

    Ga..roan.

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  5. stellaroselong30 May 2018 at 02:31

    Bahhahahahha................mags and gus

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  6. Idaho PugRanch30 May 2018 at 06:22

    BOL!! These are good!
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

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  7. Charliedownunder30 May 2018 at 07:07

    Hilarious Aunty ..... just hilarious. My favourite ..... the in Seine one!!

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  8. easyweimaraner30 May 2018 at 10:54

    hahaha I had no clue that fishies have to take baths too ;O)))) what a life... they are wet anyway and then they have to take baths LOL

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  9. Mara30 May 2018 at 14:28

    I wonder what kind of money fish keep in their river banks? Paper would float of course...

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  10. Jenn Jilks30 May 2018 at 17:41

    Groaners! Who knew there were so many?
    I adore the rivers around here.

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  11. MadSnapper30 May 2018 at 17:50

    all good, juveniles I love best

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  12. Janice31 May 2018 at 22:55

    Now that is one punny post. namast, janice, xx

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