'A sense of humour lends you poise, it gives you balance and it helps you to bend without breaking'

(HH Pujya Gurudev Swami Chinmayananda)

Menokakkuls; Wordyins

Today's theme - rivers... 

Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Love watching rivers on the internet.  Was watching a live stream earlier.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them.  I like studying my cash flow.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
A chap jumped in the river in Paris. Local police say he’s in Seine.
A chap jumped in the river in Cairo. Local police say he’s in de Nile.
How do you get a pen across a river? Biro-ing.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why didn’t the hipster swim in the river?  It was too mainstream.
What do you call the small tributaries of the main river in Cairo?  Juveniles.
I like the scenery around river valleys.  Some are absolutely gorges.

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    1. Yep .... I think I heard Mum groan there too.

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  2. in de Nile
    That cracked me up!!
    Hugs HiC

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  3. These all cracked Mom up - she is going to play them off Dad tonight:)

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  4. Bahhahahahha................mags and gus

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  5. BOL!! These are good!
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

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  6. Hilarious Aunty ..... just hilarious. My favourite ..... the in Seine one!!

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  7. hahaha I had no clue that fishies have to take baths too ;O)))) what a life... they are wet anyway and then they have to take baths LOL

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  8. I wonder what kind of money fish keep in their river banks? Paper would float of course...

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  9. Groaners! Who knew there were so many?
    I adore the rivers around here.

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  10. all good, juveniles I love best

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  11. Now that is one punny post. namast, janice, xx

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