…..'A sense of humour lends you poise, it gives you balance and it helps you to bend without breaking'…..

(HH Pujya Gurudev Swami Chinmayananda)

Menokkakuls; Wordyins

From Church Bulletins - all 'as printed'...(my thanks to Kay for a whole bunch of bloopers)

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang, 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.


10 comments:

  1. Surely you heard me cackling and clapping. OM word these are classics
    Proofreaders needed.
    Thanks for the giggles
    HiC

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  2. Oh my goodness, these are all great. We haven't seen a group of funnies like these in a long time. Thanks for the chuckles:)

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  3. Hehe, paw some stuffs Aunty Yam.....mind you, if you let spellchecker loose you can get some interesting and rather random text quite often
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  4. You found some good ones!

    Stopping by for a visit!

    Murphy & Stanley

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  5. that are fab gems of wisdom ;O)

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  6. thanks for the morning laugh out loud, the choir and the one about searching for Jesus has me rolling on the floor. still smiling as i type

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  7. This brings to mind and episode from the late 1970's in my own church. Two precious, elderly ladies were serving on a committee to get hosts for 24 tables to represent the 12 disciples for Maundy Thursday dinner. From the pulpit the following statement came, "We have almost all we need but 2. We have been looking for two Peters all week and have not found any." The congregation was quiet but a sea of shaking shoulders holding in laughter. namaste, janice xx

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