'A sense of humour lends you poise, it gives you balance and it helps you to bend without breaking'

(HH Pujya Gurudev Swami Chinmayananda)

Menokakkuls; Wordyins

...and now for some printer funnies... (or not so...)

I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming. 
A friend of mine made the front page of the local paper. He’s a printer. 
When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question. I couldn’t see what the problem was. 
Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultraviolet ink. Now people see me in a different light. 
A friend couldn’t understand why I was so upset when my cheap reproduction printer stopped working. I told him that it was like a brother to me. 
Putting paper in my printer and it kept flashing a message saying “I just can’t get enough”. Turned out it was in Depeche Mode. 
A friend showed me his new, very expensive 3D printer. Apparently, it can print anything. I’ve asked him to print me a 3D printer. 
I’m using my printer to put jokes on the labels of Oxo cubes. It’s become a laughing stock. 
I keep seeing printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It’s my peripheral vision. 
Bit surprised by the free printer I got with my new computer. He’s called Arthur and he’s worked in newspapers for 14 years.

...or were those to techy?


  1. Ahhhh now I know the why Math was such a problem for me....someone used invisible ink.
    These are quite amusing!!
    Hugs HiC

  2. Too funny. We liked the Depeche Mode one a lot. And "Arthur" too:)

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

    1. Yes I too particularly enjoyed "Depeche" mode!
      Cheers, Gail.

  3. My Mum's printer is called "@**!!!@*@!@*!"
    Its got a mind of its own apparently
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

    1. Crikey Princess ..... My Mum must have the same brand as your Mom.

  4. TeeHeeHeeHeeHee!!!!!

    But seriously...do we think a 3D printer could print a 3D printer....Hmmmmmmm

  5. AHH printers I have one never been used by me but then I'm lazy.

  6. Hi Yam - I have just bought a new one ... basic - as the one I've inherited here is 'ancient' so I need something simpler ... these are fun ... but of course I never remember them ...

  7. Yep ..... Mum says they were funny!!!

  8. ultraviolet ink is my favorite... I just found on lunapic yesterday the night vision look, someone like ultraviolt light

  9. Ha Ha! these are good!
    Hazel & Mabel

  10. I developed film for a living. Did my best work in the dark. namaste, janice xx


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