'A sense of humour lends you poise, it gives you balance and it helps you to bend without breaking'

(HH Pujya Gurudev Swami Chinmayananda)

Menokakkuls; Wordyins

...and now for some printer funnies... (or not so...)

I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming. 
A friend of mine made the front page of the local paper. He’s a printer. 
When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question. I couldn’t see what the problem was. 
Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultraviolet ink. Now people see me in a different light. 
A friend couldn’t understand why I was so upset when my cheap reproduction printer stopped working. I told him that it was like a brother to me. 
Putting paper in my printer and it kept flashing a message saying “I just can’t get enough”. Turned out it was in Depeche Mode. 
A friend showed me his new, very expensive 3D printer. Apparently, it can print anything. I’ve asked him to print me a 3D printer. 
I’m using my printer to put jokes on the labels of Oxo cubes. It’s become a laughing stock. 
I keep seeing printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It’s my peripheral vision. 
Bit surprised by the free printer I got with my new computer. He’s called Arthur and he’s worked in newspapers for 14 years.

...or were those to techy?

14 comments:

  1. Ahhhh now I know the why Math was such a problem for me....someone used invisible ink.
    These are quite amusing!!
    Hugs HiC

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  2. Too funny. We liked the Depeche Mode one a lot. And "Arthur" too:)

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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    1. Yes I too particularly enjoyed "Depeche" mode!
      Cheers, Gail.

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  3. My Mum's printer is called "@**!!!@*@!@*!"
    Its got a mind of its own apparently
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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    1. Crikey Princess ..... My Mum must have the same brand as your Mom.

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  4. TeeHeeHeeHeeHee!!!!!

    But seriously...do we think a 3D printer could print a 3D printer....Hmmmmmmm

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  5. AHH printers I have one never been used by me but then I'm lazy.
    Merle........

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  6. Hi Yam - I have just bought a new one ... basic - as the one I've inherited here is 'ancient' so I need something simpler ... these are fun ... but of course I never remember them ...

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  7. Yep ..... Mum says they were funny!!!

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  8. ultraviolet ink is my favorite... I just found on lunapic yesterday the night vision look, someone like ultraviolt light

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  9. Ha Ha! these are good!
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

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  10. I developed film for a living. Did my best work in the dark. namaste, janice xx

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