Menokakkuls; Wordyins

...and now for some printer funnies... (or not so...)

I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming. 

A friend of mine made the front page of the local paper. He’s a printer. 

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question. I couldn’t see what the problem was. 

Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultraviolet ink. Now people see me in a different light. 

A friend couldn’t understand why I was so upset when my cheap reproduction printer stopped working. I told him that it was like a brother to me. 

Putting paper in my printer and it kept flashing a message saying “I just can’t get enough”. Turned out it was in Depeche Mode. 

A friend showed me his new, very expensive 3D printer. Apparently, it can print anything. I’ve asked him to print me a 3D printer. 

I’m using my printer to put jokes on the labels of Oxo cubes. It’s become a laughing stock. 

I keep seeing printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It’s my peripheral vision. 

Bit surprised by the free printer I got with my new computer. He’s called Arthur and he’s worked in newspapers for 14 years.

...or were those to techy?