Menokakkuls; Wordyins

A Mixed Bag

Heard a myth about a single bed placed on top of another one, and attached with a ladder. Fortunately, I was able to debunk it. 

A friend of mine always gets a pain in his spine when he listens to classical music. Think it’s Bach-ache. 

I called the National Association of Procrastination, they said they’d call me back.

A recently discovered tribe has no use of watches, clocks, or the equivalent. It’s a race against time.

A friend got fired from his job at a calendar factory. All he did was take a day off …

Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell. I just can’t put my finger on it.

I told a friend that I had a job in a bowling alley.  “Tenpin?” he asked me. “No” I said, “It’s permanent.” 

Man walks into a dentist & says “I think I’m a moth”. Dentist says “You need a doctor not a dentist”. He says “I know but your light was on”

A friend of mine isn’t much of an organ donor, but he did give a piano to the local charity shop.

Dreamt last night I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road.  Tossing and turning.

Sang to myself in an elevator once. It was quite uplifting.

My friend was hit by a drum kit the other day. The doctor says he has percussion.

Saw an ancient secret Viking message earlier.  It was sent by Norse Code.