'A sense of humour lends you poise, it gives you balance and it helps you to bend without breaking'

(HH Pujya Gurudev Swami Chinmayananda)

Menokakkuls; Wordyins

A Mixed Bag

Heard a myth about a single bed placed on top of another one, and attached with a ladder. Fortunately, I was able to debunk it. 
A friend of mine always gets a pain in his spine when he listens to classical music. Think it’s Bach-ache. 
I called the National Association of Procrastination, they said they’d call me back.
A recently discovered tribe has no use of watches, clocks, or the equivalent. It’s a race against time.
A friend got fired from his job at a calendar factory. All he did was take a day off …
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell. I just can’t put my finger on it.
I told a friend that I had a job in a bowling alley.  “Tenpin?” he asked me. “No” I said, “It’s permanent.” 
Man walks into a dentist & says “I think I’m a moth”. Dentist says “You need a doctor not a dentist”. He says “I know but your light was on”
A friend of mine isn’t much of an organ donor, but he did give a piano to the local charity shop.
Dreamt last night I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road.  Tossing and turning.
Sang to myself in an elevator once. It was quite uplifting.
My friend was hit by a drum kit the other day. The doctor says he has percussion.
Saw an ancient secret Viking message earlier.  It was sent by Norse Code.

12 comments:

  1. Oh YaYa #2 made me cackle.
    When I was working, I had a white board on my door to leave messages. One time I had to go to the main office about the time I was expecting a grad student to drop by. I left him a message: "Back soon". Except my k looked like an h so he wrote "Ok Mozart". Such a smarty pants he was.
    Hugs Hic

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  2. Hehe, great funs Aunty Yam, landings is a pawsome medicine
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. Norse Code. That's a good one. I LOVE it.

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  4. Love every one of them. Thanks for the smiles.

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  5. bach-ache... yes! my granny got that disease after she slept through a bach concert and jumped from her chair with shock as the applause waked her up.... result: back-bach-ache ;O)))

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  6. back gives me a bach ache also. lol... love the Procrastination.. I have a friend that should be named Procrastination

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  7. The opening was strange, then I got it. Groan.

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  8. all the items form a good matter of laughter. nice,I liked it.

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  9. Little behind reading your posts. It is grandkid supervision season. 5 or 6 more days to go. I was ready for the punny stuff you offered. namaste, janice xx

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