'A sense of humour lends you poise, it gives you balance and it helps you to bend without breaking'

(HH Pujya Gurudev Swami Chinmayananda)

Menokakkuls; Wordyins

Really, can they get much cornier?


What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head? Edward.
What do you call a man with three pieces of wood on his head? Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man with four pieces of wood on his head? I don’t know, but Edward Woodward would.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, “How do you drive this thing?”.
A girl told me that she recognised me from the local vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
Someone told not to speak in numbers.  I said I didn’t one two…
What goes “Oh Oh Oh?” Santa walking backwards…
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.
What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….

...can you bear it?

8 comments:

  1. MOLMOL YAM Aunty Dad will love the first 3 his first name is Edward.
    the last two cracked mom up
    Hugs madi

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  2. Still laughing at the two fish in the tank...

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  3. I didn't want to groan, but you made me.

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  4. Crikey Aunty ..... CORNY is right ..... but sometimes corny is good. Mum's favourite ..... the two fish in a tank!! Where do you find these things??

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  5. santa walking backwards!!! YES!

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  6. It will only get cornier if you go here: https://funkidsjokes.com/corn-jokes/ namaste, janice xx

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