Really, can they get much cornier?
What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head? Edward.
What do you call a man with three pieces of wood on his head? Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man with four pieces of wood on his head? I don’t know, but Edward Woodward would.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, “How do you drive this thing?”.
A girl told me that she recognised me from the local vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
Someone told not to speak in numbers. I said I didn’t one two…
What goes “Oh Oh Oh?” Santa walking backwards…
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.
What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….
...can you bear it?
MOLMOL YAM Aunty Dad will love the first 3 his first name is Edward.
ReplyDeletethe last two cracked mom up
Hugs madi
Still laughing at the two fish in the tank...
ReplyDeleteyou know I LOVE these
ReplyDeleteI didn't want to groan, but you made me.
ReplyDeleteMOL!
ReplyDeleteCrikey Aunty ..... CORNY is right ..... but sometimes corny is good. Mum's favourite ..... the two fish in a tank!! Where do you find these things??
ReplyDeletesanta walking backwards!!! YES!
ReplyDeleteIt will only get cornier if you go here: https://funkidsjokes.com/corn-jokes/ namaste, janice xx
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