Menosterycal - a case of mid-week mirth


Transferring back from Edinburgh to Dunoon, so a bit of a lazy fill-in post.  Then again, laughter is a medicine.  Hope you find your dose here... 
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Cats are smarter than dogs - you can't get eight of them to pull a sled through snow!

A lion spotted two men - one reading the other writing. It pounced and chomped on the reader. Why not the writer? Well, everyone knows a writer cramps but a reader digests!
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What happens to a toad's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away...

What did the duck say when buying lipstick?
Put it on my bill...

My friend thinks he's so smart.  He said the onion is the only food item which can make you cry.

Then I threw a coconut at him...


An old farmer's dog goes missing and he is distraught.  He puts an ad in the local paper, but two weeks go by and still no sign of the dog. Wife asks 'what did you put in the ad?'

"HERE BOY!" he said...

4 comments:

  1. Thanks for the giggles! Mom says she needed some today
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  2. Hoooooooooowwwwwwlllllllll these are so funny... OUR favorite it the Lion and the Reader and Writer...

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  3. Early morning laugh, thank you.
    Merle...................

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  4. Thanks for a good laugh. The ones with the duck and newspaper really tickled us!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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