Meno-SQUUUAAAAWWKKKK!!!

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Aaarrrrr me hearties, it be Pirate Day, aye so it be!  Once a year, Blogville dons its tricorn hat, a bandana or 87, buckles on its swash and rolls its Rs at least provocation.

This year's hosts are Louis-dog and Bear Cat.

This 'ere sailor loves a mighty ship and all things ocean. Of late, there is even a parrot to keep me company on the midnight watch... arrrrrrrrrrrrr, Merrrrrlin be 'is name. 'E watches over all the ships in 'Alifax, Novy Scoashy, aye 'e does and many a squawk 'e does, make if'n folks don't stop and pass the time o' day wi' 'im. A worthy shipmate 'e be. This be 'im below, d'ya see?

"SSQQUUUAAAWWWKKKK.... cooee me 'earties, how'd yer beak be? Keeping everything ship-shape and sharpish are ye?

Now then avast ye all, listen up and lend me yer beaks ears; for the duration of this day all and sundry and with a feather or two, youse are expected to at least wear an eye patch and roll an R or 87. If'n you can squawk all parroty also, so much the better it will go fer ye. We'll not be mentioning the plank or the gibbet. They's being kept for the blaggards who naysay the day, who have no fun in their beaks beards hearts. If you don't know about the pirates' pets, then you had best read this - read it, I squawks at ye!!!"

You be sure to have a grand ol' day, me scurvies and may it set the tone o' the week fer ye. We'll be sailing off now, have a care with yer compass that it not be tinkered and may the weather be fair................................................................. up anchor lads!!!



11 comments:

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Shiver me timbers!

Madi and Mom said...

There will be no plank walking fer ya mate this is great!!
Fair winds and to you,
Maiden madi and Wench mom

Murphy said...

Ah matey! You've done a swell job as a buccaneer today!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Janice Adcock said...

Ahoy, Matey!
A merry yarn me thinks you wrrrrrote this day! May yerrr treasurrre be filled with doubloons and pieces of eigh,t me hearty! frrrrom acrrross the brrrriney deep, janice xx

peppylady (Dora) said...

No nay ne'er! In hope no one walks the plank.
Coffee is on

Idaho PugRanch said...

Ahoy there Matey! The PugRanch Pirate Tavern will be open tomorrow - be sure to stop by!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Mara said...

We're too busy enjoying our holiday to be pirates. But I would have loved to be one, perhaps Mara can make me a pirate outfit for next year...

Brom (currently in Hungary, on his way to Austria)

Jennifer A. Jilks said...

You are so much fun! Big day today. A meeting with my supervisor and the palliative care nurse from the local hospital. Haven't told JB! They read my posts about the poor treatment of my fragile clients. http://bit.ly/2bCTHjQ Trying to be strong!

Sweet William The Scot said...

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Now don't be eatin any Cackle fruit!
Have a great day.
Sweet William The Scot

Jans Funny Farm said...

And may ye sail with the wind.

Dory and the Mama said...

Ahoy Matey..we hope yer day twas a good one!