Menokakkuls; Wordyins

...and to wind up this particular little series of one-liners let me bark out that they have come to you from Mark Haggan. A British businessman and entrepreneur who likes to spread the smiles. I just couldn't resist passing them on.

I saw a sign on shop door that said ‘Guide Dogs Welcome’. I walked in and was greeted by a Labrador who thanked me for shopping and took my coat. 

I know someone who has a dog that keeps eating garlic. His bark is worse than his bite. 

A friend wanted to start collecting dogs. I gave him a couple of pointers. 

A local dog gave birth at the side of the road. She got fined for littering. 

Threw a ball for my dog last night. It’s a bit extravagant I know but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner suit. 

I used to have a dog who liked red wine. He was a Bordeaux collie. 

I know another dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer. 

Local dog barks at everyone. He’s a cross breed. 

Got myself a robot puppy. Dogmatic. 

I called my dog Blacksmith. Every time I opened the door, he made a bolt for it.