What? 3 weeks without a comic conversation with the
meno-sisters?? Aitch was setting up for
service at the church and conversation took a flutter - as it does...
Aitch: Back now; heating on in the church for the bats, cake from the
freezer for after the service
me: bats might melt. cake too
Aitch: cake with me here and good jobs as regards the bats; they do a lot of damage in the church
me: - - - yes. Bats in the
Belfry. This has a basis for fact as does smoke = fire. ...that cake is not in
an oven is it?
Aitch: oh no cake on the side defrosting
me: so where's the smoke
coming from?
Aitch: not allowed to
have anything to get rid of the bats…. incense maybe?
me: are they protected
species?
Aitch: ...what smoke, hope you are joking... don't want the church to
burn down
me: ;)
Aitch: yes and we have one of the rarish ones too
me: oh. well I gotta tell ya I'm kinda on the
side of the bat. The Batting side..... Wonder if you built a separate tower of
similar style whether they would transfer to updated accommodations? "squatters" are always on the look out for better
property to trash. Though you'd of course require a fundraiser for the building...
Aitch: That has been tried in some areas not heard how successfully
me: oh really --- tsk. I always have good
ideas somebody had before me
Aitch: but if it has worked and we think about doing it I will say I know
someone who will help with fundraisers!!!
me: I was of course joking. At first... and I
will if you think YAMonster won't scare folks away.
Oh, maybe I could be the Bat Piper....of Baylham
Aitch: Well you shouldn't have made the suggestion, once the idea is
planted it may not go away!!
me: like gathering the J's
Aitch: Bat Piper now that's an idea, the fundraiser has been replaced
me: NO NO NO - it IS the fundraiser - the Bat
Piper of Baylham leads all the children away for ransom; or pets as the case may be... This is
gathering momentum you realise......
Aitch: Not many children in the village and pets would be protected so
only leaves bats I am afraid
me: but folk would pay to see
it happen wouldn't they?
Aitch: I am sure
me: Bat Piper Unplugged……………... Cackle cackell cvkl;adg[ioad;kdvm;kfogijgbvrf…...
uh oh.
puddles on floor……….. Metaphorically………...
Are you okay over there? ............I've
done for her...........................
Aitch: just trying to read the unplugged stuff
me: am needing windie-wipers
for the glasses; oh did you miss the
moment?
Aitch: no all fine, just laughing
me: that was the plan
&*> YAM xx
Oh you two, that's enough. Now I was more thinking old bats! wink wink, Nudge nudge. Yam needs wipes for the glasses again. Ha ha
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