Menori......we interrupt our usual broad cast for breaking news...

Image result for snowman cartoonBlogville, we have an emergency... there are reports coming in of unseasonal eruptions of SNOWFREAKS... there are, as yet unconfirmed, sightings in many parts of the world and even in snowless countries. Here at YAMarazztelly, we are being very cautious about conveying this news to our loyal watchers and listeners - however it has been given on good authority that these invaders ARE creeping about the globe.


The YAMster herself is bringing us images of an outcropping from the floor of the National Museum of Scotland;


We can see why this might be taken for a Snowfreaker - and, again, we must advise that as these sneaky freakies have a habit of morphing according to where they sprout up, this could indeed be a specimen. It exhibits the clarity of water - the essence of the SFs - and there does appear to be a skeletal structure holding it together - though this is not always required. Some SFs are invertebrate, still others manifest with exoskeletons... that is to say, with their insides hanging all over their outsides. 

You should note that size is not necessarily a guide, either. This one is ginormous, as can be witnessed by this second shot;


It towers over mere hyoomons!!!... but wait, what is that at the far end of that hall................................................................. Oh  my word how to warn those peeps???!!!




















Beven P Bear demonstrates to his daughter how to deal with Snowfreak outbreaks. Take note and take action. What you can't see can't hurt you. [...it's a theory...]



Now the question is, from where are all these SFs springing? Word just in tells us that there is a concentration of the SFs in Oh-HI-oh. ... 

Long-term residents of Blogville, Frankie Furter and Ernest von Schnitzel are known to be on the move from their hill dwelling and headed over to more level ground in the Vain state of Pencils. Rumour abounds as to the release of SFs previously held captive in their peeps' storage places. Reckless, not to say careless and even downright feral behaviour. Now the entire world is under threat of being forced to engage in winter shenanigans.


























No need for that Itchikant! Don't scare the good folks of Blogville. Here at YAMarazztelly, we like to give you the good news. [The bad news just makes the good look even better.]

We have it on good authority that if the SFs are ignored (see bucket on  head method if you require mechanical assistance for this), they will simply melt into the background of life and will in no way infringe on your daily activity. The Hillguys New Flatlanders are known to be reliable and environmentally conscious folks. Only those SFs which they are sure will prefer to hide than ride have been culled  released. 

It is with a fair degree of certainty that we say to you now that there is absolutely NO need of panic and, indeed, efurrybuddy ought to be preparing for a great big HI and OH WELCOME BACK to Blogville's legal beagles dachsies (who's proofing this thing??). They have been absent from our streets for far too long and if one or two SFs do turn out to be troublesome, surely they can  be forgiven in the name of justice, equity and a milkbone or three. (Scrub that last line for crying out loud - no whif of underdesk kibbling please - this is the THWAPPERATING JUDGMENTALISMIST - who has taken up with that Abby Labby from Funky Blogeau Investigatorings - AND HIS PAWSOME LAWHOUND BRO - and his simpering sidestress Roxy with da Moxy - WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE!!!)

We need these guys on our side - cuz after all......

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With that, we shall now return you to normal programming...


22 comments:

  1. "Snowman is an island" LOLLOLLOL!!!

    Mom saw snow freaks posing as nail posish bottles today. Weird...They had glitter.

    -Ruby and Otto

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    1. Hari OM
      OMD - that may be the first OFFICIAL sighting this year!!! yeeeeeeeccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Yxx

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  2. The snow freaks are everywhere!! How is this possible. I am so glad Frankie and Ernie are gonna be back

    Ziggy Out!

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  3. I don't know much about snow freaks.Thank you for this info.

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    1. Hari OM
      Only in the Himalaya would you get to know of these abominables!!! &*>

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  4. Wow, what a great post! This snowfreak invasion is crazy and they are everywhere. I like the bucket idea and I might have to give that a try....Dad has lots of buckets in his basement. BOL Thanks for the post today!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  5. Hello, my name is Eileen and I am a SNOWFREAK! LOL! cute post and I love the Polar Bears. Have a happy weekend!

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  6. Yam...MOL MOL MOL snowman is an island!! That is too funny! One can only hope most of the freaks end up lost on a tropical island.....
    Hugs Madi and mom

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  7. Oh Aunty Yam, great advice about ignoring the sneaky freakies! They seem to be everywhere. I hope they "disappear" soon! EEK!
    Oz

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  8. oh boy I was surprised as I saw how giant that snow-freak artpiece actually is...
    and I totally love the last one... bet John Donne agrees :o)

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  9. Oh I though I was listening to a rebroadcast of War of the Worlds. But it's the Apocalypse of The Snowfreaks. Jeepers Creepers run for your life.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  10. hehehe hmmm invasion of the snowfreaks eh?xx Speedy

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  11. OMD OMD Aunty Yam... we just LOVE this post.... and YES, we are now living in this
    VAIN State of Pencils... But mostly outta Boxes and we are really having to work the Peeps like SQUIRRELS to get them on this SETTLING IN bidness...

    THANK YOU fur the good Laugh... Love the Flatlander Boys who HOPE that the SnowFreaks don't do TOO Many Flaky things now that they are LOOSE.

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    1. Hari OM
      OMD OMD OMD.............aaarrghhhhhhhhhhh.. it is SO good to have you visit again after 87furevers!!!!!!! Now you guys be the bestest help you can be to the peeps, cuz all that de-boxyfying is mighty time consuming and hair-raising and all round flattening; make sure they take plenty refreshment breaks!!!

      Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  12. Good to knopw...good to know that we dont have to panic. There is no place safe!!

    Wags
    Oreo

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  13. BOL! Love that OK to panic! Yes, they are everywhere, all over the world! Isn't it wonderful, oops, I mean scary?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  14. The snowmen are running rampant across the globe! Trying not to panic...EEEEKKKKK!

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  15. We just love the, "If you can't see them, they aren't there" attitude...That is Bilbo motto!!
    We are sure glad FnE are heading back to Blogville!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Arty, Jakey & Bilbo

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  16. Love the grumpy cat saying No to Anna's question about building a snowfreak.

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  17. Wow, that was a giant! Glad you didn't panic.

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  18. I see we weren't the only ones to enjoy the metaphysical poetry reference!
    Cheers! Gail and Bertie.

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